Play the game. This one's a freebie, just for naming conventions.
Helpford 5 Points
Visit the ? screen. Here's some extra help: Remaining descriptions will be hints to unlock that medal (or complete nonsense if you didn't read this first).
Stepfordriver 5 Points
This is wrestling, not boxing.
Stareford 5 Points
Didn't even touch you, cry baby.
Book of Stevelation 5 Points
Give them nothing, but take from them everything!
Stepoke 5 Points
Break a heart with minimal effort.
Stepunch 5 Points
2 close friends.
Steppercut 5 Points
Uppercut is just a punch but vertical.
Stepsword 5 Points
Katana is just a punch but longer.
Stelbow Drop 5 Points
Looks like a ring post to me.
Slapford 5 Points
High-five the air. Follow the motion your hand makes. Stop complaining, there are only so many shapes you can make with 3 squares.
Shootford 5 Points
Draw the smallest gun.
Fordball 5 Points
They call me Hadouken because I'm down right fierce.
Tatsumaki Stepukyaku 5 Points
See last hint. Might need to get somebody who plays Street Fighter to help you.
Straygun 5 Points
Laser is just a sword but longer.
Shotgun Shellford 5 Points
Tetris.
Soccerford 5 Points
Tetris.
Splitford 5 Points
Tetris.
Stompford 5 Points
Make a leg. Also Tetris.
Step(on me, mommy)ford 5 Points
Make the other leg. Also Tetris.
Stepfobotomy 5 Points
Tetris.
Timbord 5 Points
Tetris.
Sparford 5 Points
Tetris.
Stepfast 5 Points
Tetris.
Stario 5 Points
Tetris.
Stepfornado 5 Points
Tetris.
Smega Buster 5 Points
Tetris (and yes, that is the worst possible name I could've given this one, thanks for noticing).
Stepforyuken 5 Points
See previous SF ones... but also Tetris.
Scorpford 5 Points
Tetris.
Stelectrord 5 Points
Tetris.
Steppy Claws 5 Points
Aaaand Tetris.
Ford You 5 Points
Glad we're past that. Anyway, I couldn't think of anything better so Tetris +1.
Steppy T. Baseball Cat 5 Points
This tribute will put a smile on Betty's face (if she ever smiled).
Superford 5 Points
5 with 5
Sargeford 5 Points
T for Tankmen. Could also be construed as a cock and balls which is equally relevant to that particular series.
Stepvord 5 Points
Pac-Man
Steathead 5 Points
Bac-Man
Stepfordmc 5 Points
Let's move teatime back a bit.
Stepfordonkeypunch 5 Points
Let's move teatime forward.
Screwford 5 Points
Screw teatime.
Stelefrag 5 Points
Building bridges.
One giant Stepford, man 5 Points
Plus size.
Stepforang 5 Points
Make a boomerang. Do it for all four orientations to save me writing hints for the rest.
Sleepford 5 Points
ZZZ
Stepfockey 5 Points
Kind of looks like a hockey stick. I think you get the idea by now, hints will continue later.
Stepfore 5 Points
Also looks like a golf club, I suppose.
Stepfnf 5 Points
Tetris +1
Stepfnaf 5 Points
Resembles an allen wrench, appropriately enough (not that I could be arsed doing an actual animatronic). Anyway, Tetris +1.
Stevada 5 Points
Tetris +1
Stehemoth 5 Points
Complete the antennae for the other birthday boy. Never mind, Tetris +1.
Smoochford 5 Points
Tetris +1
Cheford 5 Points
Kind of looks like a meat cleaver. Whatever, Tetris +1.
Stat's All Fords 5 Points
Kind of looks like an anvil. Whatever, Tetris +1.
Stepbomd 5 Points
Kind of looks like a bomb. Whatever, Tetris +1.
Disarmd 5 Points
Kind of looks like a knife. Like if you break the top off the blade. Alright, I'll stop now, Tetris +1.
Skupord 5 Points
Tetris +1
Stfu 5 Points
Tetris +1
Stogieford 5 Points
Tetris +1
Sockford 5 Points
Tetris +1
Sbeerford 5 Points
Tetris+1 (also resembles a nightstick)
Stepforpg 5 Points
Tetris +1
Stedi 5 Points
Tetris +1
Stepforvel vs Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes 5 Points
HYPER COMBO FINISH!! I mean Tetris +1.
Castle Crashord 5 Points
Tetris +1
Slaymord 5 Points
As I'm writing this, there are four days left in the game jam. Although that is probably enough time to do every six heart configuration, I'd rather give some actual hints instead of a load of Tetris +2s. Just do a rectangle for now and we'll see how it goes.
Steprobe 5 Points
Rotate the rectangle.
Stepfort Downey Jr. 5 Points
On second thought, just make it bigger. No, that's too big.
Screamford 5 Points
♪ (music note if that doesn't display for whatever reason)
Stepfohn Cena 5 Points
Flip it. (Ring bell goes ding so still works.)
Stepformageddon 5 Points
Looks like a worm. No, not just a regular one.
Stepfoh dear 5 Points
Or just flip the music note again.
Holy Shtepford 5 Points
The appropriate symbol didn't fit so we had to rotate it.
Hellford 5 Points
Same again but exactly the opposite.
Stairford 5 Points
Clue's in the name.
Steppy Krueger 5 Points
Flip it.
Step on a landmine 5 Points
Make a landmine.
Stepfong Lao 5 Points
Flip it.
Heartford (Connecticut) 5 Points
Draw a heart. No, not that kind. Keep going, one will appear eventually.
Holey Shtepford 5 Points
Flip it.
Step 1000 Fords 5 Points
...and again.
Stepball 5 Points
Once more.
Stepthord 5 Points
Make Mjölnir.
Stepthor 2: The Dark World (everyone's favorite) 5 Points
Flip it.
Stepmara Forgan 5 Points
Ring
Stedding 5 Points
Slap a rock on that ring.
Stepflation 5 Points
Flip it (guess it didn't work out).
Deaford 5 Points
Dig a grave.
Stabality 5 Points
Flip it. While disrespectful, it kind of makes sense if you think about it. Also looks like a wee man with a big head, again, fittingly enough.
Stepfowl 5 Points
Boil an egg.
Siford 5 Points
Reminds me of an AT-AT appropriately enough.
Robord 5 Points
Also looks like a robot dog, appropriately enough. Although, I suppose that's what it is.
Stelestial 5 Points
Building bigger bridges.
Stilt-a-whirl Backbreaker 5 Points
Bigger box.
Smilepford 5 Points
Wider smile.
Sniperd 5 Points
Break rule established by all previous medals when aiming 4 this one.
Stet It Fo 5 Points
Hope that doesn't bother you, snowflake. (actually looks more like my ex)
Spazzors 5 Points
Elsa and now Spider-Man. We're on that part of the web again.
Stwiss Cheeseord 5 Points
There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.
5tepford Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique 5 Points
Hit five hearts without activating any of the previous moves.
Steiko from Mortal Kombat Fourd 5 Points
Hit four hearts without activating any of the previous moves. Great one to end on. You can see where I was going with this but medals have now maxed out so that's all, folks.
